April 2013
104 posts
orangewave:
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
“The only unnatural thing about sex is to not have any.”
– Sigmund Freud (via definitionof-matter)
manchesterwhorchestra:
did i invite u to my bbq?
then why are u all up in my grill
rosified:
i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life
How are you surviving without new episodes every...
deadwalkingby:
babycakesforboobear:
leedstentlovers:
unconventionalkitchenslave:
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
rebeeeee:
something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states
